Once
upon a time, Olivia was procrastinating. This was not an unusual thing
for her to be doing; it was often a lot more fun than actually doing her
work. She even made a blog post about it once. She was thinking that
maybe she could do it again. Rebekah was reminding 5her5 to work on her
essay. She was also typing the number five. That’s why it says 5her5.
Obviously Olivia wouldn’t have done that because 5her5 is not a word.
Rebekah says “This is seriously your essay?”
Yes.
Yes, it is. It’s just the rough draft, though. The final copy will be
much better. I will probably find a way to include dinosaurs in it. I
just switched from third to first person. Oops.
Then
Olivia remembered how much work she had to do the last time she
procrastinated in the English lab. It was really not very smart of her
to waste her time like this.
Oh,
well. Again, it was more fun than doing the actual work. Besides, her
actual rough draft was at home, so she couldn’t do very much anyway.
Apparently,
almost everyone in Olivia’s class is also in a procrastinationatory
mood. That is not a word, either, but it is a better made up word that
5her5. It is very fun to say. It’s even better than just
procrastinatory. Procrastinatory versus procrastinationatory? I mean, no
contest, right? Olivia was very pleased with her new word.
Rebekah is not done with her essay. She actually wrote a real essay. But she’s not finished. She’s just done for now.
Kelly’s
broken keyboard was devastating for her and rather amusing for Olivia,
who was remembering to write in third person and past tense, not first
and present. She’s proud of herself for remembering that.
It’s official! Procrastinationatory is a word!
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is not a word, though. For some reason. If it was a word, it would be
pronounced “bob”. Just like Jayne.
“vt444444444444444444444444444444444444444444zKMN V.” Said Kelly. That’s probably also pronounced “Bob”.
In
conclusion, Olivia knew she would have to do lots of extra work at home
because she didn’t do it in the English lab when she was supposed to,
but didn’t really care because it was so fun to goof off with her
classmates. Kelly made frosting and not cake.
Suddenly, pineapple.
